Snowballing

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Written By Jason Conway

Oh no! The worst snow in at least four days. How will Britain cope? Children are being kept home from school, their parents can’t get to work. Life as we know it is collapsing around our ears. It’s anarchy! If this goes on we’ll be starving in our houses, business will never recover. The credit crunch is being sound-tracked by the squeaking crunch of feet in snow.

If this continues, Britain will return to the dark ages within a week. Armies of snow-coated vigilantes will be stalking the street, looting and pillaging, their noses glowing orange in the cold. Families will start eating their neighbours. Cats and dogs will start breeding. Vegetables will never grow again. The rubbish will never be collected. Cars will smash into each other as their owners try to recreate normality and earn some money. Buildings will totter and fall under the weight of snow. We’ll drown under an ever-mounting pile of the effluvia of modern life. 

Fear! Fire! Foes! Help! 

I'm planning to end it all quickly - I'm going out in a hail of snowballs...  

This blog should be read aloud, with hysterical overtones.

Jason Conway

I'm a creative guru, visionary artist and eco poet based in Gloucestershire UK.

I love designing Squarespace websites for clients as well as providing a full range of graphic and website design services. My clients are passoinate entrepreneurs that are making a positive difference in the world.

Clients can hire me for brand and marketing strategy, content research, content writing and content management, social media training and management, blog and article writing, book design, book cover design, self publishing help, packaging design and sign design.

I'm a creative coach helping passionate and ethical business owners to create sustainable businesses geared for a healthy work life balance and helping to break through blocks and regain or maintain focus. I use creativity as a key problem solving tool and motivator.

As an artist is create inspirational works of art for private and corporate clients, from full size wall graphics and installations for offices, conference areas and receptions, to cafe's and restaurants to health and wellbeing centres. Any wall or space can be transformed with large scale art, which is a key motivator for staff and can reduce work related stress. I also accept private commissions for paintings, sketches and illustrations.

As a published poet I write about the joys of nature and the human devastation of it. I also write poems for brands and businesses to engage their audiences in new and more thought provoking ways.

https://www.thedaydreamacademy.com
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